28.12.11

Comme la vague irrésolue. [P.S.: je photoshop comme une cm2.]













↓   'bonus' de merde   ↓

sérieuse.

oui nous sommes enceinte.

teu-teu powa.


_modèle: Alison.
_lampiste & homme masqué: Antoine.


23.12.11

26.11.11

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Fermé!
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? Non.
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? J'ai pas compris.
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Non.
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? Oui.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? Non.
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Abeilles
8:Do you have freckles?  Oui.
9:Do you always smile for pictures? Non.
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? Ne pas mettre sa main devant sa bouche quand on baille ET renifler consécutivement sans se moucher.
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? Non.
12:Have you ever peed in the woods? Oui.
13:What about pooped in the woods? Oui.
14:Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? Oui.
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Non.
16:How many people have you slept with this week?
0.
17:What size is your bed?
140x190.
18:What is your Song of the week? http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xm49r2_shaka-ponk-sex-ball_music
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Bien sur!
20:Do you still watch cartoons? Oui.
21:Whats your least favorite movie?
mmh.
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? Très bonne question, je ne sais pas.
23:What do you drink with dinner? Eau!
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? Mayonnaise ou vinaigre balsamique.
25:What is your favorite food? Beaucoup trop de choses.
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? The Notebook, peut être.
27:Last person you kissed/kissed you? Embrasser d'amour? Sinon V.
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Non.
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Non.
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Le week end dernier.
31:Can you change the oil on a car? Non, mais je peux contrôler le niveau, c'est déjà cela.
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Non, -1pt sur mon permis.
33:Ever ran out of gas? Hein?
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? Bagel.
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? Pain complet + beurre + vermicelle chocolat.
36:What is your usual bedtime? 1h30.
37:Are you lazy? Oui.
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Tootsie Pop in CA! Héhé.
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? Je ne sais même plus.
40:How many languages can you speak? 1.
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Non.
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Je ne connais pas 'lincoln logs'.
43:Are you stubborn? Cela dépend.
44:Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Je ne connais pas.
45:Ever watch soap operas? Non.
46:Are you afraid of heights? Un peu.
47:Do you sing in the car? Oui.
48:Do you sing in the shower? Non.
49:Do you dance in the car? Cela m'ai déjà arrivé.
50:Ever used a gun? Oui.
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Il y a deux semaines.
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? Oui, hormis quelques unes.
53:Is Christmas stressful? Bof.
54:Ever eat a pierogi? Pierogi.
55:Favorite type of fruit pie? Pommes.
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Je n'avais pas d'idée.
57:Do you believe in ghosts? Non.
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Oui.
59:Take a vitamin daily? Non, mais je devrais.
60:Wear slippers? Oui.
61:Wear a bath robe? Non.
62:What do you wear to bed? Robe de chambre.
63:First concert? Les Ogres de Barback.
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Je ne connais pas.
65:Nike or Adidas? Les deux!
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? je ne sais pas.
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Graines de tournesol.
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? Nop.
69:Ever take dance lessons? Non.
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Aucune idée.
71:Can you curl your tongue? Non.
72:Ever won a spelling bee? Non.
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
Oui.
74:Own any record albums?
Oui.
75:Own a record player? Oui.
76:Regularly burn incense? De temps en temps.
77:Ever been in love? Quelque fois.
78:Who would you like to see in concert? Stupeflip, Les wampas, Les Ogres de Barback, Indochine, Gossip, Loic Lantoine...
79:What was the last concert you saw? Tu m'as déjà demandé ça, j'crois!
80:Hot tea or cold tea? Aucun des deux!
81:Tea or coffee? Café.
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? Snickerdoodles.
83:Can you swim well? Normal.
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Oui.
85:Are you patient?
Cela dépend des situations, mais généralement oui.
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? Patrick Sébastien! haha!
87:Ever won a contest? Si.
88:Ever have plastic surgery? Non, eeeerk!
89:Which are better black or green olives? Tapenade!
90:Can you knit or crochet? Seulement tricot.
91:Best room for a fireplace? Salon.
92:Do you want to get married? Oui, pour le fun.
93:If married, how long have you been married?
94:Who was your HS crush?
HS crush? Je n'ai pas compris.
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?  Pareil je n'ai pas compris.
96:Do you have kids? Non.
97:Do you want kids? Non.
98:Whats your favorite color? Lot of.
99:Do you miss anyone right now? Oui.

29.10.11

ils ont des chapeaux ronds.












Petit état des lieux sur ma vie, parc'que je raconterais bien ma vie là:
Retour de Bretagne, j'ai pris ZÉRO photos  et ça ça me donne envie de me frapper, je m'éclate avec mon fisheye, j'attend le développement, j'ai envie de sortir, demain c'est JE Centre et j'vais voir plein de kikoo, j'ai hâte de tout, avec P-F on va sauter, les amoureux c'est compliqué, aprem' couture, j'ai envie de bouger, Japon je t'attend tell'ment, et j'ai tell'ment peur de ne pas te voir, prendre sa vie en main c'est bien aussi, glander pendant 3 jours avec Valentin m'oblige maintenant à travailler jour (et nuit?), j'ai envie de passer plein de temps à filmer des gens merveilleux, il faut que je me remette à lire et me cultiver un peu aussi, je devrais vendre des fringues que je ne met plus...